Twisted Headlines

There are many things that could go wrong with newspaper headlines. Note, these are actually the real thing!

For one, we have the experts stating the obvious. Doh!
- Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
- War Dims Hope for Peace
- If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

Then there are those with unfortunate sexual connotations:
- Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
- Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

The Subject Confusions:
- Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
- Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
- Eye Drops off Shelves

The Double Meanings:
- Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
- Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
- Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

And basically we have those that just sound so wrong
- Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
- British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
- Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead